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A Cat With Human Teeth

from Kawaii Five​-​0 by Banäna Deäthmüffins

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Verse 1

Went to pay my gas bill
Saw a cat with human teeth
It’s not a metaphor
I mean a cat with human teeth

He was curled up on the printer
Orange as a tangerine
Eyes as wide as the ocean
Hopped up on caffeine

Bridge
I wish he’d never smiled at me
Things like that can’t be unseen

Chorus:
It was a cat with human teeth
Got a smile beyond belief
It was a cat with human teeth
Yr in danger so I’ll be brief

Verse 2

I offered him a Slim Jim
Cos what else was I gonna do?
See a cat with teeth like that
You kinda wanna see him chew

He nodded and gave me two thumbs up
Then he grabbed me by the collar
His eyes and mouth opened extra-wide
That’s when I began to holler

Bridge
I don’t wanna be a snack
I think I want my Slim Jim back

Chorus:
It was a cat with human teeth
Takes suspension of disbelief
It was a cat with human teeth
Whatever you do don’t give him beef

Verse 3

I thought that would be the end of me
Devoured by a freaky cat
The cashier was my hero
She put a stop to all that

Grabbed the cat and put him back
Then she smacked me upside the head
“Never feed a cat with teeth like that,
“58 dollars,” she said.

Bridge
The moral of this story of mine
This is why I pay my bills online

Chorus
It was a cat with human teeth
Got a smile beyond belief
It was a cat with human teeth
Whatever you do, don’t call him Chief

It was a cat with human teeth
Wants you for an aperitif
It was a cat with human teeth
Whatever you do don’t give him beef

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from Kawaii Five​-​0, released November 10, 2018
Words by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

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Banäna Deäthmüffins (formerly known as Wet Riser, Thundernuts, Penguin Salad, Penguin Lust, Penguin Rock City, Jefferson Penguins, Blue Oyster Penguins, Pink Penguins, Street-Fighting Penguins, Kung Fu Penguins, Jethro Penguin, Gay Penguins, Sassy Penguins, Edgy Penguins, Itchy Penguins, Penguin Masters, and Average White Banjos) are the official house band of Team Frog International. ... more

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