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INTRO

He spent 20 minutes on the first slide
He spent 20 minutes on the second slide
He spent 20 minutes on the third slide
20 more slides to go!

Oh no!

VERSE 1
Give him one minute, he’ll take twenty
Hope you got the time cos he’s got plenty
He can talk for hours, not say a damn thing
Is anybody here still listening?

BRIDGE
On and on and on he goes
Where he’ll stop nobody knows
Take it easy, make it hard
Dump it all in someone else’s backyard

VERSE 2
He takes his time, he’s a rambling man
He’s got PowerPoint and a 30-point plan
New adventures in minutiae
He could go on like this all day

BRIDGE
On and on and on he goes
Where he’ll stop nobody knows
It happened here and we all know why
This is the best govt money can buy

CHORUS
Do the Govt Wonk
It’s a ministerial sensation
Do the Govt Wonk
Gridlocking the entire nation

BREAK

VERSE 3
He’ll bring yr committee to a grinding halt
If you get bored it’s yr own damn fault
Never met a problem he couldn’t complicate
He’ll get right on it but you gotta wait

BRIDGE
On and on and on he goes
Where he’ll stop nobody knows
This is not an anti-govt song
But it’s easy to see yr doing it wrong

CHORUS
Do the Govt Wonk
If you can’t do it you can always fake it
Do the Govt Wonk
With yr mouth wide open and yr eyes all vacant

Do the Govt Wonk
Laying down the policy in monotone
Do the Govt Wonk
Just keep talking ‘til they leave you alone

Do the Govt Wonk x 8

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from Political Songs For Miley Cyrus To Sing, released October 16, 2016
Lyrics by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

©2016 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!

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Banäna Deäthmüffins (formerly known as Wet Riser, Thundernuts, Penguin Salad, Penguin Lust, Penguin Rock City, Jefferson Penguins, Blue Oyster Penguins, Pink Penguins, Street-Fighting Penguins, Kung Fu Penguins, Jethro Penguin, Gay Penguins, Sassy Penguins, Edgy Penguins, Itchy Penguins, Penguin Masters, and Average White Banjos) are the official house band of Team Frog International. ... more

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