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Neapolitan Moose (Jet​-​Lagged Between Hong Kong and Helsinki)

from Kawaii Five​-​0 by Banäna Deäthmüffins

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PART 1: HONG KONG TO HELSINKI

Prologue:
Moscow on the left
Tula on the right
Red-light wingtips
Flashing in the night

Verse:
John Stewart tryin’ to make Stevie Nicks
Rock drummers all got 10-inch sticks
The president of Iceland’s blocking the bus
Moist towelettes for each and every one of us

Chorus:
Eating Neapolitan Moose x 3
No such thing as moose abuse (Moose Abuse - huh!)

PART 2: HELSINKI TO HONG KONG

Prologue:
Scandinavian flight attendants
In the airport in Helsinki
Armed with six hot dogs apiece
And you thought that I was kinky

Verse:
Eddie Murphy is the Nutty Professor
When I grow up I wanna be a crossdresser
Eight miles high and nothing to do
I think I’m turning into a kangaroo

Chorus:
Eating Neapolitan Moose x 3
No such thing as moose abuse (Moose Abuse - huh!)

Epilogue:
Eating Neapolitan Moose x 8

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from Kawaii Five​-​0, released November 10, 2018
Words by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

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Banäna Deäthmüffins Hong Kong

Banäna Deäthmüffins (formerly known as Wet Riser, Thundernuts, Penguin Salad, Penguin Lust, Penguin Rock City, Jefferson Penguins, Blue Oyster Penguins, Pink Penguins, Street-Fighting Penguins, Kung Fu Penguins, Jethro Penguin, Gay Penguins, Sassy Penguins, Edgy Penguins, Itchy Penguins, Penguin Masters, and Average White Banjos) are the official house band of Team Frog International. ... more

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