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Pastries, Cheese and Coffee

from Kawaii Five​-​0 by Banäna Deäthmüffins

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CHORUS

Pastries cheese and coffee
Mmmm mmmm good
Pastries cheese and coffee
All up in yr neighborhood

1. THE PASTRY MENU

Croissants, pineapple buns
Sunday go-to-meetin’ buns
Berliners and cream puffs
Danishes and nun’s puffs

Bear claws and donuts
Beaver tails and cronuts
Swiss rolls, jelly rolls
Eleven kinds of muffins, yo

Macarons and Brownies
Crepe suzettes and Dorayakis
Éclairs, tarts and Strudels
Cakes? Oh we got oodles

Cheese cakes and moon cakes
Bundt cakes and bum cakes
Pound cakes and opera cakes
Coffee cakes and pancakes

Don’t forget the banoffee pie!
I’m all about the banoffee pie

CHORUS

Pastries cheese and coffee
Mmmm mmmm good
Pastries cheese and coffee
In Brussels, Rome or Hollywood

2. THE CHEESE MENU

Cream cheese, cottage cheese
Bath cheese and basket cheese
Beer cheese, breakfast cheese
Venezuelan beaver cheese

Cojack and Colby-Jack
Pepper Jack, Sonoma Jack
Of course the Monterey Jack
Got more cheese than that, Jack

Edam, Munster, Cheddar
Swiss, Paneer and Cheshire
Gloucester, Gouda, Provolone
Mozzarella Roqueforte

Gorgonzola Camembert
“Cougar Gold?” Right over there
Stilton, Feta, Yorkshire Blue
Got some Cornish Pepper too

Don’t forget the Hereford Hop
Everybody do the Hereford Hop

CHORUS

Pastries cheese and coffee
That’s a good breakfast
If Johnny don’t want none
That’s more for the rest of us

3. THE COFFEE MENU

Black coffee, white coffee
Irish coffee, Turkish coffee
Filtered, drip and French press
Percolated? Hell yes

Espresso, Americano
Cortado, Cafe Cubano
Café Latte, Café Mocha
Chai Latte and Cafe Zorro

Doppio ristretto
Lungo cappuccino
Macchiato Antoccino
Frappa Wappa Slappaccino

Nanyang, kopi susu
‘Ca Phe Sua Da’ for you
Espressino, Eiskaffee,
Liqueur coffee, yay yay yay

Don't forget the Cafe Bombon
Make mine a Cafe Bombon

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from Kawaii Five​-​0, released November 10, 2018
Words by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

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Banäna Deäthmüffins (formerly known as Wet Riser, Thundernuts, Penguin Salad, Penguin Lust, Penguin Rock City, Jefferson Penguins, Blue Oyster Penguins, Pink Penguins, Street-Fighting Penguins, Kung Fu Penguins, Jethro Penguin, Gay Penguins, Sassy Penguins, Edgy Penguins, Itchy Penguins, Penguin Masters, and Average White Banjos) are the official house band of Team Frog International. ... more

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